Suzume, Spy Shots & Pißwasser-fueled Chaos: GTA Online’s Week of Crime and Lager

TL;DR

Scandinavian death machine on sale. Gerald needs you to mop up his mess for double pay. Oktoberfest showers you in beer-branded fashion crimes. Assault on ATT-16 is basically Top Gun but drunk. Special Vehicle Races return. And oh—Halloween is about to get freaky.

The Suzume in Spy Shots: When IKEA Meets Murder

Överflöd’s Suzume, the kind of Scandinavian supercar you’d expect a Bond villain to crash into a fjord, is finally on sale (20% off) and draped in the new Spy Shots livery. It’s sleek, it’s sharp, and it’ll make you look like you just hacked the Pentagon on your way to brunch.

Grab it at Luxury Autos or Legendary Motorsport, depending on how much shame you can tolerate while spending your blood money.

Gerald’s Last Play: Two-for-One Bullet Special

Gerald doesn’t say much—mainly because he’s too busy running low-budget cartel operations out of his garage. Help him with his “Contact Missions” and you’ll bag 2X GTA$ and RP, plus a cheeky $100,000 bonus if you slog through three of his Last Play jobs.

Finish the whole bloody set and grab his G’s Cache once—you’ll get a $500,000 bribe sent straight to your dirty bank account. Enough to buy snacks. Or another baseball bat.

Assault on ATT-16: Top Gun on Meth

Strap in and pray. Assault on ATT-16 turns Fort Zancudo and the USS Luxington into an airshow hosted by Michael Bay. Jets, explosions, respawns—it’s all paying 2X GTA$ and RP this week. You’ll either be a hero… or another smoldering crater in the Pacific.

Oktoberfest Gifts: Beer, Shorts, and Regret

Los Santos is drowning in lager. Log in before October 8 and Rockstar hands you:

• Red & Black On The Pißwasser Tees

• Pißwasser livery for the Eberhard Titan 250 D (also 25% off)

• The Alpine Hat and Gold Pißwasser Shorts if you log in by October 1

Dress like a drunk tourist on his fourth divorce. Prost. 🍻

Community Combat Series: Death on Wheels

Weaponized Tampa vs Khanjali tank vs Buzzard. It’s basically Mad Max if Mad Max had a DLC budget. Try “4 Wheels Hills” by YorkstarLs1 and watch your insurance premiums explode.

Special Vehicle Races: Because Physics is Optional

The Blazer Aqua, Rocket Voltic, and Ruiner 2000 return for Special Vehicle Races. That means you can glide, boost, and cartwheel between land and sea for 2X GTA$ and RP. Try not to vomit mid-loop.

Halloween Is Coming: Get Ready to Soil Yourself

The undead are stirring. Next week, GTA Online will unleash spooky Freemode events, masks, modes, and probably that one uncle who smells like formaldehyde. North Yankton gets snowy, zombies rise, and your pants get ruined. Perfect seasonal fun.

This Week in LS Car Meet & Casinos

• HSW Premium Test Ride: Imponte Arbiter GT

• Prize Ride: Übermacht Revolter (Top 4 in LS Car Meet 4 days in a row)

• Test Track: BF Bifta, Dewbauchee JB 700, Grotti Carbonizzare

• Lucky Wheel Prize: Cheval Taipan

Showrooms

Premium Deluxe Motorsport: Michelli GT, Verlierer, Entity XF, Karin 190z, CoquetteLuxury Autos: Suzume (Spy Shots, 20% off), Declasse Impaler LX

Discounts (Hide Your Wallet)

• Överflöd Suzume – 20% off

• Titan 250 D (Plane) – 25% off

• Hotring Hellfire, GB200, Entity XXR, Draugur, Firebolt ASP, Z-Type, Turreted Limo, Journey II, ETR1 – 30% off

Basically, Rockstar wants you broke and fabulous.

Gun Van: Christmas in a Parking Lot

• Baseball Bat – FREE (classic crime starter kit)

• Stun Gun – FREE (GTA+ only)

• El Strickler – 50% off (next-gen only)

• Precision Rifle – 40% off (GTA+ only)

Also stocked: Railgun, RPG, Carbine, Nightstick, Mines, Sticky Bombs, Molotovs, Knife

It’s like a flea market, but for felonies.