GTA Online: Money Fronts — Dirty Money Never Looked So Clean (2025)
- Niels Gys
- Oct 21, 2025
- 3 min read
“You scrub cars, but you’re not cleaning them — you’re cleansing your sins.”
TL;DR — GTA Online: Money Fronts
Buy legit businesses — Car Wash, Helitours, and Smoke on the Water — to launder your dirty GTA$ like a pro.
Passive income ramps up when linked to your other criminal ventures (Bunker, MC, Nightclub, etc.).
The Heat System punishes greed — run too many shady jobs and income slows until you “act clean.”
Missions are short, solo-friendly, and surprisingly profitable (~$30–50K/hr linked).
It’s not about fast cash — it’s about laundering your empire and laughing in the face of capitalism.
Money Fronts is the grown-up’s DLC. You’re not robbing banks or slinging meth anymore — you’re laundering it.
It’s clean, calculated crime for the ambitious sociopath with a taste for luxury soap and plausible deniability.
What the Hell Are Money Fronts?
Money Fronts are Rockstar’s polite way of saying “you’re laundering cash, darling”. It’s the newest, most beautifully criminal addition to GTA Online — a system that lets you disguise your blood money behind squeaky-clean businesses like:
Hands On Car Wash – Because who doesn’t want to rinse off $10 million in dirt?
Higgins Helitours – Where we turn helicopter tours into tax write-offs.
Smoke on the Water – A weed dispensary that smells like crime and capitalism.
Each one is a “legit” front for all your questionable business ventures — Gunrunning, Biker Labs, Nightclubs, you name it. Finally, a system where crime doesn’t just pay — it pays invoices.
The Dirty Details (a.k.a. What You Actually Earn)
Business Front | Buy-In | Type | Money Flow |
Hands On Car Wash | $1,000,000 | Laundering hub | ~10–20K/hr passive income + missions |
Higgins Helitours | $900,000 | Air laundering / Cargo tie-in | ~10–15K/hr + legal tour jobs |
Smoke on the Water | $850,000 | Weed & cash front | ~10–20K/hr + supply missions |
The more businesses you own, the more money these fronts can “wash.” It’s the perfect system for anyone who thought the Bunker was too loud and the Nightclub was too neon.
How to Run It Like a True White-Collar Criminal
Start with the Car Wash. Because nothing screams “legit” like paying $1 million for something kids do for charity.
Link Everything. Tie your fronts to your other criminal empires. Every kilo, bullet, and acid drip you sell makes your “legit” businesses more profitable.
Manage the Heat. Commit too many crimes and the cops start noticing your spotless car wash makes more money than Maze Bank. Run a few clean jobs to cool things off.
Play Both Sides. Alternate between legal front missions and your illegal empire. It’s like meditation, but with explosions and offshore accounts.
Expand Smartly. Don’t buy all three at once unless you enjoy financial masochism. Start small, scale fast, and remember — dirty money doesn’t launder itself.
Pros, Cons, and Moral Decay
✅ The Good
Passive income for existing businesses.
Makes your empire look “legit.”
Stylish, classy, and deeply satisfying to run.
❌ The Bad
Expensive setup (three fronts = almost $3M).
Heat system slows profits if you overdo the dirty work.
You’ll spend half your time pretending to care about customers.
FAQ — Money Laundering for Dummies (and Millionaires)
Q: What’s the best front to start with? A: The Hands On Car Wash — cheapest entry and unlocks the whole system. Think of it as your criminal baptism.
Q: What’s the Heat mechanic exactly? A: Commit crimes too often and law enforcement takes notice. Your income slows until you run legal-looking missions (or pretend to).
Q: Do I need other businesses? A: No, but you’ll make far more money if you do. Fronts thrive on your “dirty inputs.”
Q: Can I play solo? A: 100%. Everything here — buying, missions, laundering — can be done in Invite-Only sessions.
Q: Worth it in 2025? A: Absolutely. Rockstar built this update for empire-builders. It ties your operations together and finally gives your criminal genius a legitimate disguise.
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