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CRIME

Welcome to the underworld of gaming. Here, morality is optional and body bags are just part of the business model. We dive deep into crime games where you build empires, betray partners, and get rich or riddled with bullets trying. From GTA Online to Mafia and every indie gangland gem in between, this is your HQ for digital felonies, money-making guides, and gloriously bad decisions.

Pax Autocratica sci-fi strategy game artwork featuring an authoritarian military commander, futuristic soldiers and a war-torn dystopian city.

Pax Autocratica sci-fi strategy game artwork featuring an authoritarian military commander, futuristic soldiers and a war-torn dystopian city.

Pax Autocratica Review: Fascism, but With More Spreadsheets

1 hour ago5 min read

Sneaky Tail artwork showing a purple rat fleeing with a television while a yellow van waits outside a manor at night.

Sneaky Tail artwork showing a purple rat fleeing with a television while a yellow van waits outside a manor at night.

Sneaky Tail: Broke Musicians Discover Burglary Pays Better

1 day ago4 min read

Dark cinematic horror artwork for Black Door featuring an ominous doorway in a shadowy, threatening environment.

Dark cinematic horror artwork for Black Door featuring an ominous doorway in a shadowy, threatening environment.

Blackdoor Makes You Actually Hack Computers Instead of Pressing a Stupid Button

1 day ago5 min read

The Skin Stapler horror game artwork featuring a sinister masked figure holding a grotesque skin mask beneath a cold blue moon.

The Skin Stapler horror game artwork featuring a sinister masked figure holding a grotesque skin mask beneath a cold blue moon.

The Skin Stapler Review: Three Hours of Filth, Flesh and Magnificent Bad Taste

1 day ago6 min read

Movie-poster-style artwork of the Saints Row: The Third crew standing confidently in purple-themed suits and streetwear, capturing the game's chaotic open-world crime, gang warfare, and over-the-top criminal empire fantasy.

Movie-poster-style artwork of the Saints Row: The Third crew standing confidently in purple-themed suits and streetwear, capturing the game's chaotic open-world crime, gang warfare, and over-the-top criminal empire fantasy.

Saints Row: The Third Remastered Review | The Crime Sandbox That Still Has No Indoor Voice

2 days ago5 min read

Grain Rot key art showing three improvised robots armed with scavenged weapons creeping through a dark industrial warehouse, with one carrying a glowing purple power core while eerie green lighting hints at lurking danger.

Grain Rot key art showing three improvised robots armed with scavenged weapons creeping through a dark industrial warehouse, with one carrying a glowing purple power core while eerie green lighting hints at lurking danger.

Grain Rot Review (2026): A Brilliant Scrapheap Nightmare Built From Rust and Bad Decisions

3 days ago4 min read

Pinocchio stands before the ruined city of Krat in Lies of P, with a sinister stalker emerging from the shadows behind him as Gothic streets disappear into fog. The image captures the game's dark Belle Époque atmosphere, deadly Puppet Frenzy, and relentless Soulslike combat.

Pinocchio stands before the ruined city of Krat in Lies of P, with a sinister stalker emerging from the shadows behind him as Gothic streets disappear into fog. The image captures the game's dark Belle Époque atmosphere, deadly Puppet Frenzy, and relentless Soulslike combat.

Lies of P Review (2026): Pinocchio's Worst Lie Was Coming to This City

4 days ago5 min read

Artwork of Dalia exploring a surreal alien landscape overrun by glowing fungal contamination in Ambrosia Sky, a sci-fi horror exploration game.

Artwork of Dalia exploring a surreal alien landscape overrun by glowing fungal contamination in Ambrosia Sky, a sci-fi horror exploration game.

Ambrosia Sky Launch Brief: Sci-Fi Horror Meets PowerWash Simulator (In the Best Way)

4 days ago5 min read

A terrified cartoon pirate flees through a haunted graveyard as undead creatures give chase in Dig, Dig, Die's chaotic co-op grave-robbing horror adventure.

A terrified cartoon pirate flees through a haunted graveyard as undead creatures give chase in Dig, Dig, Die's chaotic co-op grave-robbing horror adventure.

Dig, Dig, Die Review in Progress: Grave Robbery Has Never Been This Stupid

4 days ago4 min read

GTA Online Weekly Update (August 6-13, 2026): Panther Statue Returns + Free GTA$1M

GTA Online Weekly Update (August 6-13, 2026): Panther Statue Returns + Free GTA$1M

GTA Online Weekly Update (August 6-13, 2026): Panther Statue Returns + Free GTA$1M

4 days ago7 min read

Pavel stands aboard the Kosatka submarine surrounded by glowing tactical displays, plotting the next Cayo Perico Heist while players wait for the GTA Online cooldown to expire.

Pavel stands aboard the Kosatka submarine surrounded by glowing tactical displays, plotting the next Cayo Perico Heist while players wait for the GTA Online cooldown to expire.

GTA Online Cayo Perico Cooldown Explained (2026): Why Isn't Pavel Calling?

4 days ago3 min read

A luxury Sinsimito tequila bottle surrounded by stacks of cash, gold jewelry, diamonds, ammunition, and a treasure map inside a dimly lit Cayo Perico heist planning room in GTA Online.

A luxury Sinsimito tequila bottle surrounded by stacks of cash, gold jewelry, diamonds, ammunition, and a treasure map inside a dimly lit Cayo Perico heist planning room in GTA Online.

Why Do I Keep Getting Tequila in Cayo Perico? (2026 Explained)

5 days ago3 min read

Promotional artwork for GTA Online's Assault on Cayo Perico showing three heavily armed mercenaries overlooking El Rubio's tropical island, with palm trees, a speeding attack boat, a distant cargo plane, parachuting troops and a fiery beach explosion under a warm golden sky.

Promotional artwork for GTA Online's Assault on Cayo Perico showing three heavily armed mercenaries overlooking El Rubio's tropical island, with palm trees, a speeding attack boat, a distant cargo plane, parachuting troops and a fiery beach explosion under a warm golden sky.

Assault on Cayo Perico Payout in GTA Online (2026): Is It Worth Grinding?

5 days ago5 min read

Pixel art movie-poster artwork showing three armed rogues charging toward the viewer as a massive orange explosion tears through a ruined city behind them. Bombs, flying rubble, and shattered streets frame the chaotic escape, creating a fast-paced criminal action scene in vivid purple and fiery orange tones.

Pixel art movie-poster artwork showing three armed rogues charging toward the viewer as a massive orange explosion tears through a ruined city behind them. Bombs, flying rubble, and shattered streets frame the chaotic escape, creating a fast-paced criminal action scene in vivid purple and fiery orange tones.

I Poisoned the Building. The Game Called It "Good Strategy." | Streets of Rogue Review (2026)

5 days ago6 min read

A weary detective stands over a cluttered desk in a dimly lit noir office, studying a sprawling investigation board covered in maps, photographs, newspaper clippings, handwritten notes and red string connecting clues. A single hanging lamp casts warm light across the evidence while the rest of the room fades into cold blue shadows, creating a tense, cinematic atmosphere that hints at conspiracy, murder and supernatural mystery.

A weary detective stands over a cluttered desk in a dimly lit noir office, studying a sprawling investigation board covered in maps, photographs, newspaper clippings, handwritten notes and red string connecting clues. A single hanging lamp casts warm light across the evidence while the rest of the room fades into cold blue shadows, creating a tense, cinematic atmosphere that hints at conspiracy, murder and supernatural mystery.

Kill The Shadow Is Basically Disco Elysium's Weird Cousin Who Thinks Bribery Is a Valid Interview Technique

5 days ago5 min read

Movie-poster-style artwork of a white-haired warrior holding a radiant golden sword while surrounded by grotesque demons, undead creatures, and towering infernal monsters in a fiery apocalyptic landscape. Dark fantasy horror imagery emphasizes an epic battle against the forces of Hell.

Movie-poster-style artwork of a white-haired warrior holding a radiant golden sword while surrounded by grotesque demons, undead creatures, and towering infernal monsters in a fiery apocalyptic landscape. Dark fantasy horror imagery emphasizes an epic battle against the forces of Hell.

HellSlave II Review in Progress: Hell Called... It Wants Its Build System Back (2026)

6 days ago4 min read

Collage of iconic heist and crime video game characters, including Michael, Trevor and Franklin from GTA V, Agent 47 from Hitman, and the PAYDAY gang, alongside stacks of cash, weapons, helicopters and getaway vehicles, illustrating the best heist games to play in 2026.

Collage of iconic heist and crime video game characters, including Michael, Trevor and Franklin from GTA V, Agent 47 from Hitman, and the PAYDAY gang, alongside stacks of cash, weapons, helicopters and getaway vehicles, illustrating the best heist games to play in 2026.

The 24 Best Crime Games To Play Right Now (2026)

Aug 310 min read

Collage featuring iconic heist games, including masked bank robbers, stealth burglars, tactical thieves, and crime bosses, surrounding a central masked criminal in a suit representing the CRIMENET Popularity Index of the most popular heist games.

Collage featuring iconic heist games, including masked bank robbers, stealth burglars, tactical thieves, and crime bosses, surrounding a central masked criminal in a suit representing the CRIMENET Popularity Index of the most popular heist games.

The 16 Best Heist Games To Play Right Now (2026)

Aug 37 min read

Hooded master thief reaching toward the viewer while lurking in a rain-soaked gothic city at night, surrounded by towering spires, moonlit rooftops, and deep shadows that capture the stealthy atmosphere of Thief.

Hooded master thief reaching toward the viewer while lurking in a rain-soaked gothic city at night, surrounded by towering spires, moonlit rooftops, and deep shadows that capture the stealthy atmosphere of Thief.

Thief Review (2026): Still the Best Burglary Game... Until It Starts Talking

Aug 27 min read

A bald burglar in dark clothing crouches outside a large suburban house at night, gripping a flashlight as he scouts for a way inside. Blue moonlight bathes the scene while a single upstairs window glows warmly, hinting that someone may still be home. The tense, cinematic composition emphasizes stealth, risk, and the thrill of a nighttime break-in.

A bald burglar in dark clothing crouches outside a large suburban house at night, gripping a flashlight as he scouts for a way inside. Blue moonlight bathes the scene while a single upstairs window glows warmly, hinting that someone may still be home. The tense, cinematic composition emphasizes stealth, risk, and the thrill of a nighttime break-in.

Thief Simulator Review: Crime Pays. Repetition Sends the Invoice.

Aug 110 min read

Four masked robbers march away from a massive explosion inside a burning building, carrying guns and stolen cash as dollar bills fly through the air in this cinematic low-poly heist scene.

Four masked robbers march away from a massive explosion inside a burning building, carrying guns and stolen cash as dollar bills fly through the air in this cinematic low-poly heist scene.

One-Armed Robber Review (2026): The Free Heist Game That's Better Than It Has Any Right to Be

Jul 313 min read

A pirate captain in a bright red coat stands atop a wooden lookout overlooking a sprawling tropical pirate cove, where towering cliffs, waterfalls, rope bridges, bustling settlements and sailing ships fill a vibrant turquoise bay under dramatic golden sunlight.

A pirate captain in a bright red coat stands atop a wooden lookout overlooking a sprawling tropical pirate cove, where towering cliffs, waterfalls, rope bridges, bustling settlements and sailing ships fill a vibrant turquoise bay under dramatic golden sunlight.

Corsair Cove Has a Pig on the Roof... and Somehow That's Not the Weirdest Thing

Jul 313 min read

A frightened schoolgirl in a navy sailor uniform cautiously sweeps a flashlight through a fog-shrouded shrine at night while the enormous spectral face of a long-haired ghost looms above her from the darkness, creating an eerie Japanese supernatural horror scene.

A frightened schoolgirl in a navy sailor uniform cautiously sweeps a flashlight through a fog-shrouded shrine at night while the enormous spectral face of a long-haired ghost looms above her from the darkness, creating an eerie Japanese supernatural horror scene.

Kinki Spiritual Affairs Bureau Review: The Only Government Job Where You Shoot Ghosts

Jul 304 min read

SENARA: The Sacrament Review in Progress (2026): Should You Board This Horror Ship Yet?

SENARA: The Sacrament Review in Progress (2026): Should You Board This Horror Ship Yet?

SENARA: The Sacrament Review in Progress (2026): Should You Board This Horror Ship Yet?

Jul 303 min read

A chaotic industrial nightmare unfolds inside a grim factory as four workers violently brawl beneath towering machinery, rusted pipes and spinning ventilation fans. One terrified figure shields himself while wearing a crude helmet connected to a canister, another lunges into the fight, and a screaming worker raises a fist in panic. Harsh red warning lights, chain-link fencing and oppressive metal architecture create a claustrophobic horror atmosphere where every workplace safety regulation has clearly been beaten to death.

A chaotic industrial nightmare unfolds inside a grim factory as four workers violently brawl beneath towering machinery, rusted pipes and spinning ventilation fans. One terrified figure shields himself while wearing a crude helmet connected to a canister, another lunges into the fight, and a screaming worker raises a fist in panic. Harsh red warning lights, chain-link fencing and oppressive metal architecture create a claustrophobic horror atmosphere where every workplace safety regulation has clearly been beaten to death.

Machine Party Review (2026): The Best Way to Lose Friends Without Committing a Crime

Jul 303 min read

GTA Online Galaxy Super Yacht cruising off the coast at sunset, featuring the A Superyacht Life mission artwork.

GTA Online Galaxy Super Yacht cruising off the coast at sunset, featuring the A Superyacht Life mission artwork.

GTA Online Yacht 60% Off: Is This Ridiculous Boat Worth It?

Jul 303 min read

GTA Online-style bank robber wearing a pig mask drills into safety deposit boxes inside a dark vault, with sparks flying and a duffel bag stuffed with cash.

GTA Online-style bank robber wearing a pig mask drills into safety deposit boxes inside a dark vault, with sparks flying and a duffel bag stuffed with cash.

GTA Online Fleeca 2X Payout: GTA$754K for THIS Bank?!

Jul 303 min read

GTA Online-style bank heist scene featuring two suited robbers filling duffel bags with stacks of cash inside a heavily secured vault.

GTA Online-style bank heist scene featuring two suited robbers filling duffel bags with stacks of cash inside a heavily secured vault.

GTA Online Pacific Standard 2X Payout: GTA$5.6M?!

Jul 303 min read

Armored off-road vehicle races through Cayo Perico beneath a tropical archway as explosions, fire and smoke erupt around palm trees and a pursuing tank.

Armored off-road vehicle races through Cayo Perico beneath a tropical archway as explosions, fire and smoke erupt around palm trees and a pursuing tank.

Motor Wars (Cayo Perico) Payout: Is It Worth It in GTA Online?

Jul 305 min read

GTA Online Shipwreck washed ashore at sunset during a Shipwrecks bonus event.

GTA Online Shipwreck washed ashore at sunset during a Shipwrecks bonus event.

GTA Online Shipwreck Payout (2026): Is GTA$25K Worth the Swim?

Jul 305 min read

BloodRayne battles a uniformed soldier in a dark Gothic forest, firing a handgun while wielding her bloodied arm blade beneath dramatic golden light.

BloodRayne battles a uniformed soldier in a dark Gothic forest, firing a handgun while wielding her bloodied arm blade beneath dramatic golden light.

BloodRayne: Definitive Collection Review - Vampire Murder Has Aged Better Than the Controls

Jul 308 min read

Anime-style Truck-kun delivery truck skids through a chaotic city street as a pink-haired elf warrior raises her sword above the wreckage.

Anime-style Truck-kun delivery truck skids through a chaotic city street as a pink-haired elf warrior raises her sword above the wreckage.

Truck-kun Review: Yes, You Actually Run People Over for XP

Jul 295 min read

Black-and-white noir illustration of a 1920s gangster in a fedora holding a Thompson submachine gun, surrounded by towering city buildings at night.

Black-and-white noir illustration of a 1920s gangster in a fedora holding a Thompson submachine gun, surrounded by towering city buildings at night.

Streetlight Syndicate Review: Organised Crime With Less Murder, More Spreadsheets

Jul 286 min read

Neon cybercrime workstation surrounded by dark computer screens filled with code, centered on a glowing terminal file icon in a cinematic hacker-themed poster.

Neon cybercrime workstation surrounded by dark computer screens filled with code, centered on a glowing terminal file icon in a cinematic hacker-themed poster.

Hacker’s Journey Review: Cybercrime Is Real, Freedom Is Not

Jul 285 min read

Pixel-art gangster in a fedora and dark overcoat standing on a rain-soaked street beneath a purple city skyline in Mobsteria: Rise.

Pixel-art gangster in a fedora and dark overcoat standing on a rain-soaked street beneath a purple city skyline in Mobsteria: Rise.

Mobsteria: Rise Review: The Mafia Discovered Spreadsheets

Jul 285 min read

Two criminals stand inside a neon-lit underground operation surrounded by cannabis plants, stacks of cash, weapons, and drug-production equipment, depicting the criminal empire management of Dirty Business.

Two criminals stand inside a neon-lit underground operation surrounded by cannabis plants, stacks of cash, weapons, and drug-production equipment, depicting the criminal empire management of Dirty Business.

Dirty Business Review: Breaking Bad Meets Warehouse Management

Jul 289 min read

A massive dark futuristic spacecraft looms above Earth as sunlight breaks over the planet’s horizon in Terra Invicta: Dark Skies.

A massive dark futuristic spacecraft looms above Earth as sunlight breaks over the planet’s horizon in Terra Invicta: Dark Skies.

Terra Invicta: Dark Skies Review (2026): Alien Invasion, Nuclear War & Weaponised Middle Management

Jul 286 min read

Yog-Sothoth’s Yard artwork featuring a red-haired woman and a white-haired gothic woman standing beneath a red moon in a dark supernatural forest.

Yog-Sothoth’s Yard artwork featuring a red-haired woman and a white-haired gothic woman standing beneath a red moon in a dark supernatural forest.

Yog-Sothoth’s Yard Review (2026): Yes, You Can Murder Your Hotel Guests for Profit

Jul 249 min read

The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante artwork showing a brooding nobleman clutching a book before a dark, imposing medieval city.

The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante artwork showing a brooding nobleman clutching a book before a dark, imposing medieval city.

The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante Review: How Evil Can You Actually Be?

Jul 247 min read

Yellow HSW race car speeding through a rain-soaked city street at night during a high-speed race.

Yellow HSW race car speeding through a rain-soaked city street at night during a high-speed race.

GTA Online HSW Races Are Paying 5X: Finally, Crashing Is Profitable

Jul 232 min read

GTA Online Oscar Guzman Flies Again artwork featuring Oscar, a female operative and armored pilot above a Titan cargo plane, military aircraft, helicopters and explosions over an airfield.

GTA Online Oscar Guzman Flies Again artwork featuring Oscar, a female operative and armored pilot above a Titan cargo plane, military aircraft, helicopters and explosions over an airfield.

GTA Online Titan Job Cooldown: How Often Can You Replay It?

Jul 234 min read

GTA Online Oscar Guzman Flies Again artwork featuring Oscar, a female operative and armored pilot above a Titan cargo plane, military aircraft, helicopters and explosions over an airfield.

GTA Online Oscar Guzman Flies Again artwork featuring Oscar, a female operative and armored pilot above a Titan cargo plane, military aircraft, helicopters and explosions over an airfield.

GTA Online Titan Job Payout (2026): Great Once, Terrible Grind

Jul 237 min read

A colossal tentacled sea monster tears through a modern city street as police cars and tanks surround it, with shattered pavement, dust, and towering skyscrapers creating a cinematic scene of urban destruction.

A colossal tentacled sea monster tears through a modern city street as police cars and tanks surround it, with shattered pavement, dust, and towering skyscrapers creating a cinematic scene of urban destruction.

YOU ARE THE MONSTER Review (2026): Finally, A Game That Rewards Property Damage

Jul 217 min read

Armed penguin thieves stand outside a brightly lit warehouse at night, one wearing a green frog hoodie and carrying a crowbar while the other aims a suppressed rifle, with a helicopter and guard tower overlooking the heist scene.

Armed penguin thieves stand outside a brightly lit warehouse at night, one wearing a green frog hoodie and carrying a crowbar while the other aims a suppressed rifle, with a helicopter and guard tower overlooking the heist scene.

The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time Review (2026): The Geneva Convention Never Mentioned Penguins

Jul 216 min read

A group of mischievous garden gnomes flee a suburban house carrying stolen loot while an enraged homeowner, armed with a pistol and frying pan, chases them out the front door alongside a barking dog. Broken household items litter the lawn as the tiny burglars sprint toward the viewer in this stylized action artwork inspired by Burglin' Gnomes.

A group of mischievous garden gnomes flee a suburban house carrying stolen loot while an enraged homeowner, armed with a pistol and frying pan, chases them out the front door alongside a barking dog. Broken household items litter the lawn as the tiny burglars sprint toward the viewer in this stylized action artwork inspired by Burglin' Gnomes.

Burglin' Gnomes Review (2026): Home Invasion Has Never Looked This Adorable

Jul 2111 min read

The Brewline protagonist holding a bottle in a dark brick alley, with bottles of bootleg alcohol, stacks of cash and a baseball bat on a table behind him.

The Brewline protagonist holding a bottle in a dark brick alley, with bottles of bootleg alcohol, stacks of cash and a baseball bat on a table behind him.

The Brewline Review: Is This Bootlegging Crime Sim Basically Schedule I With Booze?

Jul 209 min read

Half-zombie butcher holding meat in a dark, eerie butcher shop surrounded by hanging sausages, cured meats, tentacles, and a skull.

Half-zombie butcher holding meat in a dark, eerie butcher shop surrounded by hanging sausages, cured meats, tentacles, and a skull.

Zombutcher Review: Cooking With Corpses Has Never Been This Profitable

Jul 209 min read

Ghostly green spirits swirl through a supernatural portal between red theatre curtains, watched by a horned demon and a grinning skeletal figure seated in ornate chairs.

Ghostly green spirits swirl through a supernatural portal between red theatre curtains, watched by a horned demon and a grinning skeletal figure seated in ornate chairs.

Ghost Keeper Review: Finally, A Game That Puts the Ghosts in Charge

Jul 178 min read

Masked thieves exchange gunfire with security inside the Kortz Center museum during a chaotic GTA Online heist, as priceless artifacts and display cases become collateral damage.

Masked thieves exchange gunfire with security inside the Kortz Center museum during a chaotic GTA Online heist, as priceless artifacts and display cases become collateral damage.

Best Kortz Center Heist Solo Strategy (2026): Make More Money Without Getting Greedy

Jul 154 min read

Four GTA Online criminals gather around a detailed scale model of the Kortz Center, planning their next museum heist before the robbery begins.

Four GTA Online criminals gather around a detailed scale model of the Kortz Center, planning their next museum heist before the robbery begins.

Why Your Kortz Center Heist Payout Reset (2026): Weekly Cooldown Explained

Jul 154 min read

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