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Hitman WOA: The Infiltrator — Silent Assassin Masterplan (Ultimate Guide)

Writer: Niels Gys
Niels Gys
Oct 29, 2025
3 min read

TL;DR

  • Loadout: Keycard Scrambler (from your room), Sedative Poison

  • Disguises: Waiter → Judge

  • Victims: Chau, Zen, Xiao, Wu (Lee lives to tell the tale and probably sue later)

  • Essential Steps:

    1. Grab scrambler, climb balcony like Spider-Man on valium

    2. Steal emetic poison, knock out waiters, poison Judge’s hydration

    3. Break into fighter suites, drug Zen’s coke, loot Xiao’s safe (8047 = BOAT)

    4. Steal Judge’s outfit mid-vomit

    5. Cure Lee, rig fights so Xiao kills Chau

    6. Grab Antidote 2 from sleepy Zen

    7. Cure Lee again, make him fight Xiao — Lee kills Xiao

    8. Sit back, sip tea, Lee kills Wu in the final

    9. Walk away unseen like a bald angel of chaos.



A cinematic portrait of a confident martial artist wearing a yellow jumpsuit with black stripes, standing under warm dramatic lighting inside a tournament hall with red walls and a fight bracket behind him.


Full Walkthrough — “Operation: Murder By Paperwork”


1. Setup: A Gentleman’s Arsenal

Your tools: a Keycard Scrambler, some Sedative Poison, and the moral flexibility of a tabloid editor.

Collect your scrambler from the drop in your room, because apparently 47 travels with more gadgets than Batman, but has to pick them up like Amazon returns.



2. The Balcony Olympics

Run into the adjacent room, time your movements, and climb the balcony pipe to the floor above. If you fall, you’ll look like a naked mole rat doing parkour — so don’t.

You’ll emerge behind a tiny bar. On your left: Emetic poison. Take it like a true professional — which is to say, without getting caught or sneezing.



3. The Waiter Incident

Sneak to the bathroom behind the Judge’s bar.

Turn on the radio to lure in two waiters.Subdue them both. Gently. Like tucking children into bed, except you’re shoving them into unconsciousness.

Steal a waiter uniform — congratulations, you now have the world’s most stressful minimum-wage job.



4. The Judge’s Hydration Crisis

Add your Emetic Poison to the Judge’s water bottle on the bar.

He’ll soon sprint for the toilet like a man who’s just eaten gas-station sushi. Perfect.



5. The Fighter Floor: Cocaine & Codes

Upstairs now — the fighters’ rooms. You’re entering an area guarded more tightly than a royal corgi.

Use your coin to distract a guard and slip into Zen’s room. Drop a little sedative poison into his cocaine. It’s not illegal if it’s tactical.

Then use your scrambler to open Xiao’s room. The safe code is 8047, which hilariously spells “BOAT.” Because even assassins love a dad joke.Inside, grab Antidote 1.



6. Becoming the Law

Time to collect your Judge disguise. Find him mid-puke in the bathroom.

Subdue him quietly and put on his clothes. Ignore the smell — true justice isn’t glamorous.

No one comes in here, so leave the body. He’s earned the rest.



7. Round One: Chau vs. Xiao

Give Antidote 1 to Lee, who’s currently enjoying a near-death experience.

Now rearrange the fight schedule to pit Chau against Xiao.

Xiao wins. Chau loses. Permanently. Target one eliminated.

It’s basically Fight Club, but with paperwork and poisoning.



8. Round Two: Zen and the Art of Being Unconscious

Back to Zen’s room.

He’s now face-down and dreaming of better life choices.

Slip in unseen, confirm his eternal nap, and collect Antidote 2.

Two down. Nobody suspects a thing — not even Zen, because he’s asleep.



9. Round Three: The Revenge of Lee

Now Xiao poisons Lee again, because apparently he can't dodge handshakes.

Administer Antidote 2, rearrange the fights again, and pit Lee against Xiao.

Lee wins. Xiao loses. Badly.

Target three eliminated.

It’s like watching karma speedrun itself.



10. The Finale: Wu’s Wild Ride

Stay in your Judge disguise and act like everything’s normal.

Lee will enter the final round and destroy Wu, who never saw it coming.

That’s all targets down — and you’ve done absolutely nothing direct.

You are, quite literally, the laziest assassin in human history.



11. Exit: The Bald Specter of Perfection

Stroll calmly to the exit.

No gunshots, no bodies found, no witnesses.

Just a trail of poisoned athletes and one very confused hotel staff wondering why their Judge smells like vomit and chloroform.



SILENT ASSASSIN ACHIEVED

💀 Kills: 0 (direct) / 4 (via bureaucracy)

🎭 Disguises: Waiter → Judge

🕶️ Witnesses: None

🥇 Style Points: Off the charts


You didn’t just assassinate four people — you delegated it.

47 essentially invented corporate murder.

 
 
 

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