MULLET MADJACK Review: The Game Where You Kill Billionaires Every 10 Seconds
- Niels Gys
- Apr 30
- 2 min read
There are games where you carefully plan a heist.
There are games where you build a criminal empire.
And then there’s MULLET MADJACK, which looks at all that and says:
“Or… hear me out… what if we just violently delete rich robot overlords every 10 seconds before our brain turns into mashed WiFi?”
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Welcome to 2090, Where Your Brain Is a Tamagotchi
In this glorious dumpster fire of a future, your dopamine is on a 10-second life support timer.
No stimulation? You die. Like a goldfish. With WiFi.
So what do you do?
You kick down doors and start turning AI billionaires into scrap metal at a speed that would make DOOM look like a guided museum tour.
This Isn’t a Shooter. It’s a Cardiac Event.
Every room is a panic attack with furniture.
Stop moving → dead
Miss shots → dead
Blink → probably dead
You’re not “playing carefully.”You’re sprinting through floors like your landlord just remembered you owe rent.
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The Villains? Chef’s Kiss.
The world is run by Robillionaires. Yes. Robot. Billionaires.
Imagine if Silicon Valley became self-aware, lost its soul, and replaced empathy with subscription-based oxygen.
That’s what you’re killing.
And honestly? You’ve never felt more morally justified holding a shotgun.
CRIMENET Verdict
Is this a crime game? No.
Is this a heist game? Also no.
Are you playing as a villain? Not really.
But is it a beautifully unhinged power fantasy about dismantling a corrupt elite system with extreme prejudice?
Oh absolutely.
Final Thought
MULLET MADJACK isn’t here to simulate crime.
It’s here to simulate what happens when society turns into a dopamine casino and someone finally brings a gun.
And that someone… is you.
Now move. You’ve got 10 seconds left.
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