Murder? Messy. PS5? Spotless. ‘Crime Scene Cleaner’ Mops Up the Scene Today.
- Niels Gys
- Jun 14, 2025
- 1 min read
If you've ever looked at a puddle of blood and thought, "That could use a little elbow grease," congratulations—you’re a sicko. And today is your day. Crime Scene Cleaner, the world’s most hygienic crime-adjacent simulator, has scrubbed its way onto PS5 like bleach on a brain hemorrhage.
Released today with all the fanfare of a forensic janitor at a mafia funeral, this game lets you live out your wildest post-homicide fantasies—minus the prison time. Your job? Erase all traces of mayhem before the cops connect the dots. Think of it as PowerWash Simulator’s unhinged twin who knows where the bodies are buried—because he buried them.
You’re not the killer. You’re not the hero. You’re the guy with a bucket, some lies, and just enough moral flexibility to vacuum a tooth out of a shag carpet.
Features Include:
Blood. So much blood. And none of it yours… yet.
Brain bits behind the microwave.
Dead eyes staring at you while you mop around them.
A suspicious amount of bleach and jazz music.
The creeping suspicion that you’re being watched. (Spoiler: You are.)
Whether you're hoovering up shell casings, painting over arterial spray, or shoving limbs into a suitcase like it’s carry-on luggage, Crime Scene Cleaner is the perfect game for anyone who’s ever yelled at a true crime doc, “Pfft, amateurs.”
So suit up, glove up, and get ready to clean like your fake alibi depends on it. Because in this game, it probably does.
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