GTA Online New Listings Guide: How to Make Millions in Property Crime Before the Mansions Drop
- Niels Gys
- Nov 14
- 4 min read
Welcome, agent.
You’re not a real criminal until you’ve flipped a house for profit.
Rockstar’s New Listings missions are here to turn you from gun-toting thug into a luxury realtor with a kill streak. Three jobs. One million in cash. Two million off your future mansion. And just enough chaos to make HGTV look like a hostage situation.
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MISSION 1: DUE DILIGENCE — DEATH BY DESIGNER HOME
You start in Devin Weston’s mansion, which is funny, because last time we saw the guy he was decorating the inside of a jet turbine.
The job: evict the Lost MC meth bikers, preferably without becoming one of their tattoos. Stealth is optional, but efficiency isn’t. Grab gas canisters, climb scaffolding, and vent them like it’s a morally ambiguous spa day.
CRIMENET verdict: Suppressed AR, Armored Kuruma, and nerves of steel.
Do it quiet — not because it’s ethical, but because loud equals dead equals slow equals broke.
MISSION 2: FIXES & FITTINGS — GRAND THEFT IKEA
You’re stealing a cab and trailer from the Mile High Club construction site. Think Ocean’s Eleven, but with hard hats and poor life choices.
Fastest route: Drive straight in, hook the trailer at an angle, and blast off like you just remembered your parole meeting. Ignore the toolboxes unless you enjoy firefights and broken nails.
Duo advantage: One drives, one shoots. Clear, coordinated, and faster than Rockstar’s patch schedule.
MISSION 3: HARD DEADLINES — BULLDOZING YOUR WAY TO PROFIT
Elysian Island. Hard hats. Bulldozers. Your job: “Motivate” lazy contractors.
Do not use explosives unless you enjoy poverty. Push the machinery into the water like a mobster with poor aim. Then aim (don’t shoot) at foremen until they cry uncle and the cops show up.
Bonus tip: Park your escape car before you start bulldozing. Otherwise, you’ll have to walk out like a sweaty legend surrounded by sirens.
💰 THE MATH (FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK CRIME SHOULD PAY)
Reward | Details |
💵 $1,000,000 | Complete all three missions by Dec 7, 2025. Rockstar drops it automatically (eventually). |
🏠 $2,000,000 discount | On each Prix Luxury Mansion in December. That’s per property. |
🎁 2× GTA$ / RP | Active until Nov 19 (4× for GTA+). Grind now, regret later. |
Time = Money Formula:
8 minutes per mission (average clean run)
7.5 runs/hour × 100k average payout = ~$750k/hour
Add $1M bonus + $2M discount = ~$3.75M value
That’s enough to buy one mansion, three poor decisions, and a therapy session.
LOADOUTS OF THE RICH & RECKLESS
Armored Kuruma: Because dying is slow.
Oppressor Mk II: Travel like an angry mosquito.
AP Pistol: Drive-by excellence.
Suppressed SMG: For silent murder with manners.
Snacks & Armor: Because courage doesn’t refill HP.
Sticky Bombs: For everyone except Hard Deadlines.
COMMUNITY HACKS THAT ACTUALLY WORK
Due Diligence: Gas first, shoot later.
Fixes & Fittings: Hook trailer from left side — confuses AI.
Hard Deadlines: Push closest bulldozer targets into water first.
Foremen intimidation: Aim, don’t shoot — HR-style dominance.
WHEN TO QUIT (BEFORE YOU DEVELOP REAL ESTATE PTSD)
Complete all three, claim the pop-up, and walk away.
Grind Fixes & Fittings if you still need money for your upcoming mansion-slash-ego-compensation.
After Nov 19, the 2× event fades faster than a Rockstar promise.
Then come December — the Mansion Update drops, and you’ll strut into Vinewood Hills with a 2M discount like Gordon Gekko in yoga pants.
BOTTOM LINE: THE CRIMENET PLAY
✅ Stealth the first. ✅ Speed the second. ✅ Bulldoze the third. ✅ Pocket a million. ✅ Buy a mansion. ✅ Laugh at the poor.
You’re not buying property — you’re committing Real Estate Fraud with Style.
FAQ: New Listings in GTA Online
Q: How do I start the New Listings missions? A: Log into GTA Online, wait for a call from Raf, then head to the Prix Luxury logo near Devin Weston’s mansion. If you somehow manage to miss the call, switch sessions until it triggers. Don’t pretend you’re too busy — you’re not.
Q: Can I play these solo? A: Absolutely. Every mission is solo-friendly. You’ll just need a bit more patience, snacks, and the ability to talk to yourself without crying.
Q: What’s the deadline for the million-dollar bonus? A: December 7, 2025. Complete all three missions before that date or miss out. And yes, Rockstar will pay — eventually — once they’ve finished counting Shark Card revenue.
Q: Which mission is best to replay for money? A: Fixes & Fittings. It’s short, pays well, and doesn’t require stealth or therapy. Spam it until your thumbs give out.
Q: Does Hard Deadlines really pay more if I use the bulldozer? A: Yes. Using explosives cancels your cash bonus. Push machinery into the ocean like an angry construction worker on strike — profit follows.
Q: What happens if I fail a mission? A: You respawn, lose a few minutes, and earn the eternal scorn of Raf. No penalty for retries, except your self-respect.
Q: Can I get the million twice? A: No. Rockstar isn’t that generous. But you can still farm the double-money payouts until the event ends. Then cry in your new mansion.
Q: What’s next after New Listings? A: The Mansion Update drops in December. Bigger houses. Dumber prices. More things to set on fire. Make sure your wallet’s ready — and your Kuruma’s clean.
Q: Why is everyone in these missions shouting? A: Because subtlety died in 2013.
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