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PAYDAY 3 Cook Off Guide: Cook Meth, Get Rich, Somehow Survive

Writer: Niels Gys
Niels Gys
2 hours ago
6 min read

Cook Off is pretty straightforward once you stop treating the meth lab like a chemistry exam. Find the lab, grab all three ingredients, follow the recipe, secure three bags and then decide how greedy you want to be.


That's basically the heist.


The important bit is keeping all three ingredients on you whenever possible. It means that when the recipe calls for something, you already have it instead of running around the house looking for Caustic Soda while twelve heavily armed police officers are redecorating the kitchen with bullets.


After three bags, you can leave.

Or you can keep cooking.

Obviously, I kept cooking.


A battered two-storey house at night with glowing windows, graffiti-covered walls, an abandoned car and a wet driveway beneath a huge moon, recreating PAYDAY 3’s Cook Off meth lab.

Three bags and suddenly you think you’re Pablo Escobar. Head into our PAYDAY 3 heist walkthroughs before the next job finds a more imaginative way to kill you.



Cook Off loud objectives

The objectives are the same on Normal, Hard and Very Hard:

  • Locate the meth lab.

  • Gather ingredients.

  • Defend the lab and cook meth.

  • Secure 3 bags of meth.

  • Choose whether to cook more meth or escape.

  • Hold out until the getaway returns.

  • Secure your loot.

  • Escape.


I didn't notice Hard adding anything meaningful to the actual heist. Very Hard follows the same route too. The fighting gets nastier, obviously, but Cook Off doesn't suddenly add another twelve steps to the recipe because you changed difficulty.


I haven't tested OVERKILL yet, so I'm leaving that one alone for now.



Grab all three ingredients before you start playing chemist

You need:

  • Muriatic Acid

  • Caustic Soda

  • Hydrogen Chloride


My strategy was extremely sophisticated.

I picked up all three.

That's it.


Once I realised I could just keep the ingredients on me, most of the actual cooking became trivial. The recipe tells you what it needs, you already have it, so you add it and carry on shooting the people who have arrived to express concerns about your unlicensed pharmaceutical business.


There's no reason to make this harder for yourself by waiting until the recipe asks for Caustic Soda and then going looking for Caustic Soda.


You're cooking meth during a police assault. Preparation is one of the few sensible decisions still available to you.



Just follow the bloody recipe

This sounds insultingly obvious, but Cook Off really doesn't require anything clever from you here.

Listen to the instructions.

Add what you're told to add.

Don't get creative.


If the recipe says Muriatic Acid, add Muriatic Acid. If it says Hydrogen Chloride, add Hydrogen Chloride. Don't decide you've developed a personal relationship with Caustic Soda and chuck that in instead.

Walter White you are not.


The strange thing is that once you've got all three ingredients with you, the meth itself becomes almost background admin. You're mostly defending the house, waiting for the next instruction and occasionally wandering over to the lab to perform the world's least reputable cooking show.


And then the cops cut the power.



Apparently SWAT has discovered the fuse box

This was the one thing that actually made Cook Off dangerous for me.

The cops can cut the electricity.


Until then, you've got a reasonably comfortable little operation going. You're defending the lab, the ingredients are nearby, the meth is cooking and everyone has settled into their respective role in the criminal economy.


Then the lights go out.


Now somebody has to leave the lab and restore the power while the police are outside waiting for precisely this sort of stupid excursion.


It's such a wonderfully mundane way to sabotage a meth operation too. They've got rifles. Armour. Tactical units. Probably several million dollars of government equipment parked outside.


No.

Turn off his electricity.


Somewhere in the command van is a man who has realised that the greatest threat to organised crime is apparently the same thing my dad used to do when I left the bathroom light on.

It works.


Getting forced out of your position is where things become messy, so don't wander around unnecessarily when everything is running properly. Keep the ingredients with you, stay around the lab and only make the trip when the power actually needs restoring.


Cooking meth is one thing. Doing crime efficiently is where the paperwork begins. See our Best PAYDAY 3 Heists for Solo Players and find out which jobs are worth tackling without three strangers setting off every alarm in North America.



Three bags gets you out. Everything else is greed

Once you've secured three bags, you have enough meth to complete the required loot objective.

You can escape.


You won't.

Because there's another batch sitting there.


This is where Cook Off gets much more interesting than its incredibly simple objectives suggest. Update 3.8 removed the old bag limit, so the game no longer eventually steps in and saves you from yourself.


You can keep cooking.

And cooking.

And cooking.


At some point you're no longer asking whether you can make another bag. Of course you can. You've got ingredients. The lab works. The police have apparently decided this particular suburban house is the hill Western civilisation will die on.


The question becomes whether another bag is worth staying.

And after every bag the answer feels suspiciously like:

Well... one more.


This is how you end up defending a meth lab for an absurd amount of time despite having completed the actual objective ages ago. PAYDAY doesn't need a complicated risk/reward system here. It just puts money in front of you and waits for the ancient part of your brain responsible for bad financial decisions to take over.



Leaving is where it gets hairy again

Eventually you'll decide you've cooked enough.

Or you'll run out of patience.

Or ammunition.

Or functioning frontal lobe.


Once you commit to leaving, you still have to hold out until the getaway returns and then move your loot to extraction.


That final move was the other dangerous part of the heist for me.

You've spent most of Cook Off defending one location. Now you're voluntarily leaving it while carrying bags and the police are still very much interested in arresting everyone involved.

So don't mentally finish the heist when the escape becomes available.


Get the important bags out first. Keep the route under control. Don't turn extraction into a sightseeing tour because there are another seventeen bags upstairs and suddenly every single one has become your favourite child.


There is a point where retrieving one extra bag stops being greed and becomes a hostage situation in which the hostage is you.



Does Cook Off change on higher difficulties?

From my runs, Normal, Hard ,Very Hard and Overkill use the same objective chain.


Hard didn't throw an extra mechanic at me. Very Hard didn't suddenly require a second meth lab, an advanced chemistry degree or a written recommendation from Gustavo Fring.


The route stayed:

  • find lab

  • gather ingredients

  • cook

  • secure three bags

  • keep cooking or leave

  • hold out

  • move the loot

  • escape.

What changes is the pressure around those objectives.


That distinction matters because you don't need to learn a different Cook Off strategy every time you move up a difficulty. If you understand the recipe, keep your ingredients stocked and know how to respond when the power gets cut, you understand the heist.


Whether the police allow you to execute that plan peacefully is another matter entirely.


Cook Off is only one room in an increasingly large criminal warehouse. Head to our PAYDAY 3 hub for walkthroughs, builds, rankings and everything else required for a respectable career in armed robbery.



The Cook Off strategy I'd actually use

If I were running it again, I'd do exactly this:

  1. Find the meth lab.

  2. Grab all three ingredients as early as possible.

  3. Keep them on me so I don't have to search every time the recipe changes.

  4. Follow the recipe exactly.

  5. Stay around the lab unless there's a reason to leave.

  6. Restore the power when the cops cut it.

  7. Secure the required three bags.

  8. Keep cooking for as long as the extra loot still feels worth the risk.

  9. Once I've decided to leave, actually leave.


Number nine is probably the hardest.


Cook Off isn't complicated. That's why it works. The cooking is easy once you're prepared, the objectives barely get in your way and eventually the entire heist boils down to one increasingly stupid decision:


Do I have enough meth yet?

Yes.


You had enough six bags ago.

You're still cooking.

 
 
 

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