The 70% Enterable Buildings Rumor in GTA VI Is So Ambitious It Should Be Wearing a Cravat

GTA VI’s 70% Enterable Buildings Rumor Is Back — And It’s More Delusional Than a Tesla Truck on Ice

The Sweet, Seductive Madness of “Everything Is a Door”

There’s a rumor — and I use that word with the same skepticism I reserve for vegan cheese — that 70% of buildings in GTA VI will be enterable.

Seventy. Percent.

That means, theoretically, you could run into nearly every dry cleaner, vape shop, laundromat, and “Totally-Not-a-Front” bodega in Vice City. Just pop open the door, barge in, and possibly rob them, hide in a fridge, or just stand there awkwardly wondering why the NPCs are clipping through the walls.

If true, it would be the most immersive criminal sandbox ever built.

If false… well, welcome to literally every open-world game since 2001.

What the Dream Looks Like

Let’s indulge this fever dream for a moment:

• Chase scenes that go through buildings, not just around them.

• Hideouts in pizza parlors and dentist offices.

• Gunfights in yoga studios. Exploding scented candles, optional.

• Bathrooms. Real ones. With mirrors that actually reflect stuff.

• And finally, the most GTA feature of all: crashing into a shop window and accidentally triggering a 5-star wanted level because someone spilled their latte.

Reality, Please Enter the Chat

But let’s be honest — this is like saying your toaster can launch satellites.

Why this probably isn’t happening:

• Performance load would make the PS5 weep and the Xbox sweat like it’s doing taxes.

• Interiors take time to build. Like years. And we want this game released before Elon Musk colonizes Mars.

• AI pathing through 70% enterable buildings? That’s not immersion — that’s a riot simulator.

• And finally, Rockstar is ambitious, not clinically insane (well, not always).

My Take

This is the gaming equivalent of saying, “I’m going to get in shape,” and then immediately ordering pizza while jogging to the couch.

Look, if Rockstar actually pulls this off, I’ll eat my controller. Not the joysticks — the whole thing. And not metaphorically. I’ll season it, deep-fry it, and stream the meal on Twitch.

But even if they don’t, give me 20% of enterable buildings. That’s still more than enough room to ruin someone's life, steal a jet ski, and hide in a pet store freezer like a very fashionable gremlin.

So please, Rockstar — lie to us. Whisper sweet architectural fantasies in our ears. We’ll believe. We always do.

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