Drug Dealer Simulator Hits PS5 Today — Time to Build Your Empire, Legally Speaking

💊 Drug Dealer Simulator

Build an empire. Sell the product. Avoid getting shot. It’s capitalism with extra felonies.

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Criminal/Evil Scorecard:

• Play as a criminal? 

  • ✅You are the criminal. You don’t “play” as one — you become one. From slinging weed in a sewer tunnel to laundering thousands in bloodstained bills, this is full-immersion criminality. No sugar-coating.

• Play as the evil one? 

  • ✅Let’s be honest — there is no good guy path. You’re not Walter White with morals. You’re Walter White after Season 5, minus the cancer and with more cinderblocks.

• Heists or theft? 

  • ✅You're not cracking safes — you're cracking the entire supply chain. Smuggling, money laundering, bribery, crafting fentanyl in your apartment. Theft? No. Exploitation? Absolutely.

• Murder or violence? 

  • ✅✅Guns, turf wars, DEA raids, and a UI that encourages you to run, fight, or bribe your way through the law. The violence may not always be your fault, but it’s always your problem.

The Setup:

You're dropped into a filthy city called Edengrad, which is ironic because nothing here even remotely resembles paradise. You start out pushing grams on the corner for some guy named Eddie — a shady connect who may or may not be grooming you to take the fall.

You mix your stash, haggle with dealers, unlock hideouts, and gradually scale from low-level scum to full-blown Scarface with spreadsheets. It’s a gloriously grim climb up the criminal food chain.

Gameplay:

• Drug crafting & cutting: Cocaine with baking soda? Sure. MDMA with glitter glue? Why not. You can literally water down your stash with sugar and still sell it at top shelf.

• Territory management: Expand operations, claim turf, recruit mules. If you're not expanding, you're dying.

• Police evasion: The fuzz is relentless. You’ll get chased, cornered, raided, and interrogated. Stealth, bribes, and timing are your best friends.

• Empire systems: Build your lab. Hire people. Upgrade operations. It’s like SimCity, but your parks are stash houses.

The Good:

✔️ Immersive criminal progression

✔️ Deep (and disturbingly realistic) drug production mechanics

✔️ Tense, tactical gameplay with stakes

✔️ Surprisingly solid voice acting and dark humor

The Bad:

❌ The AI cops have all the subtlety of a nuke

❌ Occasional jank — your character sometimes clips harder than a cracked-out NPC

❌ No real morality slider — you’re evil whether you want to be or not (which… fine)

Criminal Mastermind Rating 9/10

The only thing keeping it from a perfect 10 is the lack of international smuggling and maybe a few nukes. But as far as street-level empire-building goes, this is textbook CRIMENET GAZETTE material. Highly recommended for aspiring kingpins and spreadsheet-loving sociopaths alike.

Verdict

Play it. Build it. Break the law. Get rich. Stay paranoid. If you're not sweating when the sirens get close, you're not playing it right.