GTA Online: Money Fronts — Clean Cars, Dirty Money, No Morals

Ladies and gentlemen of questionable morality, clear your calendars and launder your souls—Rockstar’s new update, Money Fronts, drops June 17, and it’s all about running your empire like a responsible business owner. By which we mean: slap a fresh coat of soap on your crime and call it a car wash.

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“Hands On” Car Wash: Where Dirt Comes Off and Money Comes Clean

Your new headquarters is a gloriously retro car wash in Strawberry—because nothing screams totally normal behavior like polishing pickup trucks while your cartel accountant cooks the books in the back office.

This sudsy operation is just the beginning. You’ll expand into Smoke on the Water, the most ironically named weed shop in Los Santos, and Higgins Helitours, where customers can definitely enjoy scenic views of your smuggling routes.

Each front comes with its own flavor of “legit business” while simultaneously funneling profits from your weed farm and air cargo side hustles. It’s passive income—if the “passive” part includes shootouts and fake receipts.

Pro Tip: When the heat’s on, swap your ski mask for an apron. Playing pretend CEO cools the feds down faster than a corrupt politician at a Senate hearing.

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New Vehicles: Because Every Business Owner Needs a Muscle Car

We’re also getting shiny new toys, including:

• The Karin Everon RS – for when you want to look like a soccer mom with road rage.

• The Declasse Tampa GT – because nothing says "respectable businessman" like burnout marks in front of a laundromat.

• And the Western Police Bike, for those of you who roleplay as the cops you’re also actively avoiding.

Pair that bike with the Summer Highway Patrol Outfit and you can pretend you’re enforcing the law while breaking it in five different ways.

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Quality of (Criminal) Life Updates

In a rare move of generosity, Rockstar’s also added some much-needed updates:

• Missile Jammers on 50 more vehicles. Because getting blown up by 12-year-olds in Oppressors is so last update.

• Skippable cutscenes. Finally, you can avoid watching the same guy say “Let’s do this!” for the 28th time.

• Arena Point boost. For the 0.6 people who still care.

Other tweaks include delaying the global signal timer during Sell Missions (so your paranoia starts 30 seconds later), and removing the Boxville from Biker deliveries, because even Rockstar was tired of that glorified toaster.

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GTA+ Benefits: Now with Slightly More Bribes

If you’re a GTA+ member, congrats! You get:

• Early access to the Överflöd Suzume, a car that’s fast, flashy, and screams “I embezzle for fun.”

• A second daily spin at the Lucky Wheel, for double the chance to win that T-shirt you’ll never wear.

So what is Money Fronts, really?It’s your chance to run an empire, dodge the IRS, and scrub your sins clean with lemon-scented bubbles. Play it smart, and you'll look like a philanthropist with a mysterious past instead of a felon with nice shoes.

Coming June 17. Platforms? All of them. Even your smart fridge, probably.