Hitman: The Entertainer – Ultimate Elusive Target Guide

TL;DR – Mr. Giggles Must Die (and You Must Look Fabulous Doing It)

1. Suit up: Nab the waiter outfit in the Shisha Café staff room.

2. Spike the drink: Climb up the carpet shop, poison the glass closest to the cinderblock wall. He drinks early—so move your arse.

3. Paperwork (ugh): Find Martha near the bar, emetic her drink, KO her in the staff room, steal the guest-list tablet.

4. Vanishing act: Exit without anyone noticing. Silent Assassin achieved.

✅ Fastest.

✅ Safest.

✅ Stylish.

Basically: climb pipe, poison clown, mug assistant, disappear.

It’s Hitman meets Fawlty Towers with a dash of Gordon Ramsay rage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiGuKS0sz9g

Welcome, Gentle Assassin (or serial button-masher)

So you’ve been tasked with neutralising Mr. Giggles. Yes, that’s right — a dude whose name is so casual you’d almost think he runs children’s parties, and yet his entire thing is lethal and clandestine and requires you to climb pipes and drink poison-laced cocktails. Typical Sunday. This is not a dress-up tea party: it’s high-stakes assassination with style, panache and minimal fuss.

Here’s your no-excuses, do-this-and-leave-the-scene route. Do it once, do it well, and walk out like you’ve never done anything untoward in your life (except you will, obviously).

Loadout You Must Snag

• If you arrive without these, expect tears (and not the classy ones).

• Lethal poison vial – your main star.

• Emetic vial – for when the target’s assistant needs a side of vomit (very classy).

• Waiter uniform – legal on the rooftop (kind of). The bodyguard uniform is the backup suit if you want to wrestle with more guards.

• Throwable item (coin or briefcase) – distractions are your best friend.

• Silenced fibre-wire or small knife – always have a backup plan.

• Map awareness – know where the rooftop is, know where the Shisha Café is. If you don’t, you’ll run around like a headless chicken. Rooftop = carpet shop rooftop.

The Best Single Try (because we don’t suffer amateurs)

Follow this to the letter.

1. Spawn → head straight for the Shisha Café staff room.

   • Steal the waiter uniform quietly.

   • Grab the emetic and lethal with as little fanfare as possible.

2. Access the rooftop

   • Use the pipe-shimmy/side climb route (community-tested shortcut) to bypass guards.

   • Once on the rooftop of the carpet shop, you’ll see Mr. Giggles’ drink (the one nearest the cinder-block wall).

3. Poison the drink

   • Do it fast. He drinks early. If you delay, you’re playing in the minor leagues.

   • Pour the lethal poison. Watch for guards. Maintain composure.

4. Guest list retrieval (because yes, you need paperwork too)

   • Sprint (don’t stroll) down to the Shisha Café VIP/bar area.

   • Locate Mrs. Martha (the assistant). She loops near the reflecting pool and drinks at the bar.

   • Slip the emetic into her drink. Wait for the glorious vomiting scene (good for morale).

   • KO/pacify her. Grab the guest-list tablet while she’s on the floor.

5. Exfil

   • With the target neutralised and the tablet in hand, make your exit.

   • Bodies hidden? No alarms? Clean disguise change if needed? Then you’re in the Silent Assassin club.

Alternative if Shit Hits the Fan

Because yes, even the best laid plans can be ruined by a guard noticing you face-plant.

• Use the privacy screen on the upper level: Mr. Giggles occasionally walks behind it, giving you a silent takedown opportunity.

• Dump him off the roof: distract the upper guard (briefcase/coin), grab Giggles and hurl him off the edge. Risky, but dramatic.

Pro Community Tricks (so you look like a legend)

• Pipe-shimmy to the rear rooftop = fastest access. No queueing at the front.

• Bring both poison types (lethal + emetic) in one run. Player reports say this combo avoids weird scripting bugs.

• Timing is everything: the waiter uniform guy occasionally goes upstairs to fix a lamp — exploit that moment to slide by unseen.

Known Bugs / Gotchas (yes, there are always gotchas)

• The vomit bug: after poisoning someone (target or assistant), they sometimes puke or teleport somewhere weird, spoiling the run. If you see it, restart. Don’t pretend it’s dramatic.

• Waiter-enforcers: They patrol the roof entrance and will enforce a bodyguard uniform. If you’re in the wrong suit you’ll get booted.

• Martha refusing to drink: If she spots you fiddling with her drink, she’ll walk off or refuse. Use a lure to get her to the staff room instead.

Silent Assassin Checklist (Because yes, we’re perfectionists)

•  Only target eliminated.

•  No other kills (unless absolutely necessary & hidden).

•  No bodies found.

•  No alarms triggered.

•  Exfil without being seen in a compromisable disguise.

Right. You’re going in. You're not there to admire the carpets or sip mint tea. You’re there to remove Mr. Giggles, grab the guest list, and walk off like the ghost of bored assassins past. Think of yourself as James Bond, if Bond had a sardonic smirk, wore a waiter uniform for one mission, and despised bureaucracy with the burning passion of a thousand accountants.

Don’t mess this up. Retrace every step. Know the rooftops like you know the back of your hand (which may or may not be covered in unfortunate fingerprint residue). And when it’s done? Sit back, have a celebratory drink (somewhere safe), and bask in the fact that you’re now the most feared waiter-turned‐hitman on the rooftop carpet market of Marrakesh.

Go forth, eliminate the clown, grab the list. And remember: if you fail, there’s always the pigeons for humour.